Three Signs You’ve Given Up On Life

(1) You get up to go to the bathroom only to come back to your desk and see that you’ve been sitting in food.  Not ok.

 

(2) You just heard that Beavis & Butthead was coming back to MTV and got STOKED.  huuhh huuuhhh huuhh

(3) You are going to your parents tonight…Friday night.

I am really cool.