Techno Viking

For those of you unfamiliar with the Techno Viking mentioned in my previous post, here he is.  Prepare to have your mind blown.

Five reasons to love Alexander Skarsgard

There are really way more than five, but you’ve got to start somewhere.

1.  Look at him.

He was voted Sweden’s Sexiest Man Alive five times and is the sexiest vampire, maybe  ever.  Even better is that he plays a vampire that is actually a 1000 year old viking.  I mean seriously, what a bad ass. The only Viking more bad ass is the Techno Viking.

2.  Earth to Meekus.  I was pleasantly surprised when I realized he was in Zoolander.  He knows stuff about hair gel and enjoys orange mocha frappuccinos.

3.  He served in the Swedish military and still lives in down the street from his parents.  He’s a patriot and a family man!

4.  Who else could look this cool while wearing an eye patch?  Thank you Lady Gaga.

5.  He’s actually an amazing actor.  He was famous in Sweden long before he made it big over here.  If you haven’t seen Generation Kill yet, put it on your to do list.

Forgive me for going on like an over excited teenage girl, but some things can’t be helped.  If I had a trapper keeper his name would be all over it with hearts doodled around his name.