Every so often I forget my headphones when I hit the gym and I head to the media room. God knows I am not going to exercise without some sort of entertainment. This happened a few nights ago and for the second time there was a couple on a mat almost right next to me while I was on the elliptical. This couple doesn’t actually come to work out apparently. They just lay next to each other giggling and rolling around and hugging. If they were teenagers, I might understand. But these are two grown adults. One of them has to have a home to go to. The guy did a total of 25-30 crunches, but not in consecutive order. Every so often he’d just be like “come on, let’s work-out,” and then he’d do a few and then lay back again. I guess it’s silly to be so annoyed about this, but just getting to the gym can be an internal struggle in the winter. I just want to go home and lay on the couch and eat pizza. I don’t want to watch people cuddle when I work out. So please people, go home.