It has just come to my attention that Ed Hardy is now making condoms.
Who came up with this idea? Was it Ed Hardy himself? Perhaps someone caught on to the fact that the clothes they manufacture are God awful and they thought they should go in a different direction. Why this was the direction they chose is beyond me. ‘Well, the ladies love us, let’s start a sex line! Brilliant.’ There is also lubricant apparently. “Passionate flavors in ten assorted packets.” Girls, what would you do if you found yourself with someone wearing one of these ‘Monsieur Bond’ condoms? Unless you are a cast mate of Jersey Shore, I’m pretty sure this is a huge turn off.
Actually, now that I think about it, I’ve seen the people who wear Ed Hardy clothing and I can picture seeing every single one of those people buying these. Christian Audigier, you are a genius.
The good news here is that these people are keeping themselves from reproducing. Here’s looking at you Jon.